Grumpy Blacksmiths Mug - Who needs a personality when you have a big hammer

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Grumpy Blacksmiths Mug - Who needs a personality when you have a big hammer

$16.50

"Who needs a personality when you have a big hammer" 

 

 

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Probably the worlds best mug. He stands 100 mm tall and 80 mm wide but those will be the tallest and girthiest milliliters you ever chug. Once you sup from this ceramic chalice chances are you will throw your grandmother's fine china out. So buy 2 one for you and one for your grandmother. Trump is afraid this mug will start a twitter account and start mugging him off in the public domain. Assured to make all beverages taste at least 3% better. Perfect for Whisky, wine and coffee(Irish) . Don't put tea in it though, it does not like tea and blacksmiths don't drink tea anyway. If you are drinking tea you may be a farrier, or a limp wristed boiler maker. If you are a boiler maker I expect you probably want to be drinking V, Red Bull, Monster or Mother out of this mug. That's fine just don't let the mug on social media after all that caffeine. 

Ergonomically designed to develop your callouses so your hands don't go soft between forging sessions. If you are worried about your hands being too soft for this mug you may be a PC literate desk jockey. I would advise not trying to drink from this mug. Trying to drink from this mug may reduce your supple twig like digits to smoldering nubs. Then how will you type emails like "I've booked the meeting room for 1 pm so we can discuss how to handle the <Insert a personal responsibility you don't want to take charge of here> matter."   Maybe put pens in it, or write down all your passwords and hide them in the mug. The mug worked as a bouncer in King's Cross during the 90's so your secrets will be well guarded. He is also a great listener, he will never interrupt you. Just don't let your boss catch you whispering into the mug. Your boss will probably be jealous of your close relationship, in that case you had better buy an extra mug for your boss, instant promotion. 

We all know blacksmiths are grumpy, maybe this listing was written by one. So how about you buy your three mugs and get back out to the forge and beat on some steel. Perfect stocking filler for the blacksmith in your life. Or for letting everyone know your hammer is... big... 

Best to wash in the sink 

12Oz in the old money
350ml if you live in this century ;)